Technical aspects of automobiles

Can 31 party balloons aggravate 1 police RADAR?

While driving an 11 year old Mazda GLC filled with 31 balloons and a
passenger, I was stopped for speeding — 88 km/h in a 60 km/h zone.

I had just turned onto the road from a side street, and had only gone
a few hundred metres before being stopped.

The 31 balloons were filled with helium and had "metallic" colours.

Are "metallic" colours on balloons really metallic?
Might speed-detect radar respond to such balloons?
We know that lighter-than-air balloons move forward
inside an accelerating car.
And the balloons are vibrating (back and _forth_) in the car.

Does anyone with expertise in these matters care to comment on this?


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9 Responses to “Can 31 party balloons aggravate 1 police RADAR?”

  1. admin says:

    In article <880928.0208.11…@ontmoh.UUCP> pe…@ontmoh.UUCP (Peter Renzland) writes:

    >While driving an 11 year old Mazda GLC filled with 31 balloons and a
    >passenger, I was stopped for speeding — 88 km/h in a 60 km/h zone.

    >The 31 balloons were filled with helium and had "metallic" colours.

    >Are "metallic" colours on balloons really metallic?
    >Might speed-detect radar respond to such balloons?

    I believe such balloons are made of aluminized mylar. I’d guess
    that they could, indeed, reflect police radar. However, they’d probably
    make a much smaller target than your Mazda, being of much "stealthier"
    design (no sharp edges, etc) and generally less area. I wouldn’t think
    they caused the high reading; more likely, the radar was at fault.
    But I’m not an expert…

    You might try to fight the case in court because of the balloon
    interference, but that begs the obvious question : Why, for the love of
    God, were you driving a compact car stuffed full of opaque balloons ?
    Surely it obstructed the view from your rearview mirror, and even out
    your side windows !  I’d say you’re lucky the cop only gave you the
    speeding ticket; I’d consider that "reckless endangerment" or some
    such.

    BTW, it would have been much more ironic if the radar had caught you
    carrying 99 red balloons… 8-)

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  2. admin says:

    In article <880928.0208.11…@ontmoh.UUCP>, pe…@ontmoh.UUCP (Peter Renzland) writes:

    > While driving an 11 year old Mazda GLC filled with 31 balloons and a
    > passenger, I was stopped for speeding — 88 km/h in a 60 km/h zone.

    > I had just turned onto the road from a side street, and had only gone
    > a few hundred metres before being stopped.

    > The 31 balloons were filled with helium and had "metallic" colours.

    > Are "metallic" colours on balloons really metallic?

    My wife works for a balloon shop, I can say a definate Yes!

    > Might speed-detect radar respond to such balloons?

    Yes, they are also good for shorting out high tesion power lines. I sat in near
    pitch black due to one of those balloons shorting out the stadium lights at a
    local footgame, besides check out the following:

    ->2.  if item 1 fails to stop the ticket, be ready to show how the cop can
    ->introduce errors.  Remember ANY amplitude modulation of the radar signal
    ->will be displayed.  You want to have the gun and the cop car at the court
    ->house.  One of the most common sources of errors is allowing the gun to
    ->read the heater fan in the car!  The fan makes a nice chopper which will
    ->modulate the microwave beam.  To show this, simply have the gun in the car,
    ->behind the dashboard and kinda aim it down toward the defrost vents.  You may
    ->have to wave it around a bit to find the fan (which should be on max hi).
    ->Most fans will generate a speed of between 40 and 70 mph.  In addition to
    ->generating a speed indication of it’s own, the fan can interefere with or
    ->mix with the reflection of the car.

    If this can be happening with the heater fan, why can’t it be happening with
    metallic balloons?

    Here’s the entire text of a previous message. Hope it proves useful.

    Newsgroups: sci.electronics,sci.misc
    Subject: Re: Radar

    In article <12…@duke.cs.duke.edu> ga…@bein.UUCP (Hillel Gazit) writes:

    >I was caught by a police radar which claimed that I was going 65 MPH.
    >My speed was 55 MPH.  I think that something was wrong with the radar,
    >so I want to challenge the policeman in court.

    >Can someone please post a list of things that can wrong with a radar?
    >(I want to ask the policeman if he is absolutly sure that his radar
    >was OK, and then ask him to
    >explain to me why cannot all the things on the list happen).

    >Hillel                      ga…@cs.duke.edu

    Aha, you lucky soul.. living in North Carolina, where the state Gestapo writes
    at 56 :-) .  

    first comment.. kill the remark to the iranian airline.. you don’t want to
    piss off a judge that might take offense to the remark.. besides it’s not
    really germane to the discussion.

    Last time I had the misfortune to be in NC, the gestapo was using mostly
    Kustom Signals MR-7′s or KH-11 units.  I happen to have an MR-7 and so
    am familiar with it’s operation and problems.  (bought it just so i could
    know my enemy.)  I’ll state flatly – every radar ticket can be beaten –
    if you put forth the effort.  You have to decide if the effort is worth it.
    If you have some points and your insurance is in the 5 figure range, then
    maybe it is.

    First some theory.  The radar works by measuring the doppler shift, eg, the
    change in frequency of an RF beam caused by motion.  This motion must be
    normal to the radar.  They cannot measure speed perpendicular to the beam.
    The gun contains an rf generator that transmits a microwave beam out the
    horn.  A portion of this signal is diverted to the receiver.  Reflections
    from all objects (cars, trees, atmospheric inversions, etc) are collected
    by the horn and applied to the receiver.  The receiver mixes the 2
    signals and outputs the difference.  With no motion, the difference is 0,
    of course.  With increasing speed, an increasing audio beat frequency is
    produced.  The readout unit counts the frequency of this audio signal,
    scales it and displays it as a speed.

    The first important thing to note is that the signal is an audio tone.
    There are many ways for an audio tone to become superimposed on the
    signal other than from speed.  ANY tone withing the expected bandwidth
    will be displayed as the equivilent speed.

    The second thing to note is that the receiver, since it responds to amplitude
    signals, will "capture" and display the strongest signal.  This may very
    well be your car or it could be the semi truck a half mile back or
    even the heater blower in the cop car.

    Following are some techniques I’ve used.

    1.   First, process them to death.  Supoena (sp) the radar unit, the
    ticket book, his calibration log, his radio log, the service record on
    the radar unit, the FCC license of the radar gun, his patrol car, and the
    tickets he’s issued over the last 6 months or so.  Here’s why.  The radar
    gun must be licensed by the FCC.  IT’s call letters must be attached to
    the transmitter.  A log of operations must be kept.  No highway patrol I’ve
    ever encountered has ever conformed to these rules.  You can attack his ability
    to properly operate the unit by showing his non-conformance to the rules.
    Radar units are known to be unstable.  All units are shipped with tuning
    forks that are designed to display a known frequency.  Most states require
    that a calibration be performed immediately before and after the stop.  The
    only way to prove that is to show a log.  No cop I’ve ever seen maintains
    a log.  This is easy shooting.  You also want to look at the service history
    of the unit.  If it’s been in the shop often, the it may have been mal-
    functioning when he stopped you.  If it has NOT been in the shop, then
    question the maintenance practices and calibration.  (nifty logic, eh?).

    You will want to review his ticket book to look at his pattern.  If all his
    tickets are written for about the same speed, you can raise the possiblility
    of a systematic error in his gun or his use of the gun.  If he writes them
    close together, you can maintain that he did not have time to calibrate adn
    log the unit between stops.

    you will want to have the car available to demonstrate other sources of
    error to be listed.

    As a practical matter, many tickets end here.  The state does not want to
    take a revenue producing car and radar out of service and the cop probably
    does not want to use an off-day in court.

    2.  if item 1 fails to stop the ticket, be ready to show how the cop can
    introduce errors.  Remember ANY amplitude modulation of the radar signal
    will be displayed.  You want to have the gun and the cop car at the court
    house.  One of the most common sources of errors is allowing the gun to
    read the heater fan in the car!  The fan makes a nice chopper which will
    modulate the microwave beam.  To show this, simply have the gun in the car,
    behind the dashboard and kinda aim it down toward the defrost vents.  You may
    have to wave it around a bit to find the fan (which should be on max hi).
    Most fans will generate a speed of between 40 and 70 mph.  In addition to
    generating a speed indication of it’s own, the fan can interefere with or
    mix with the reflection of the car.

    Another source of intereference is the car’s alternator.  the ripple of the
    alternator can be detected by the gun.  In one of my cars, I have to run
    the radar from a separate battery because of the intereference.

    3.  Propose that the signal that the cop read was not from your car and
    instead came from a vehicle behind you.  Typically a semi truck.  I have
    a video tape I made of some real life situations where the radar gun picked
    up a truck a half mile away while ignoring a compact car fairly close in.
    (don’t ask for the tape, lord knows where it is).  I’d suggest arranging a
    demo or a tape of this phenomena.  You should have a real good "memory" of
    trucks behind you.  I’ll guarantee that the cop will not remember this
    detail.  He’s so intent on nabbing that "damn speeder" that he gets
    tunnel vision while concentrating on the pursuit.

    4.  If it was raining or inclement or foggy, then attack that as an important
    source of error.  Most states prohibit use of radar in inclement weather
    because of intereference from lightning, rain drops, hail, etc.

    5.  Ask if the cop operated his radio while clocking traffic.  he probably
    cannot remember or will say he did not.  Be prepared for this.  Ask him
    about his reporting procedures when beginning pursuit and when stopping a
    vehicle.  ALL departments require thier officers to make a radio report
    when doing either of the above.  ANY radio will cause intereference with
    the radar.  I can generate all manner of speed indications with my
    amateur radio  handi-talkie.  Most police radios run much more power
    than my amateur radios.

    6.  Ask about any emergency equipment such as flashing lights or sirens
    in use during clocking.  all contain motors or high power electronics
    which cause intereference.

    7.  Have the cop demonstrate the electronic calibration feature of the
    readout.  This is different from the tuning fork calibration.  This function,
    normally invoked by a CAL switch on the unit, verifies the readout operation
    by making the unit display a speed of 64 mph.  This "speed" can be
    locked in just like a real reading.  It is suspiciously close to 65 mph,
    especially considering all digital circuits’ +-1 count inherent uncertanty.
    I acutally had a cop try this ploy on me once.  It pissed him off that I
    had a radar detector so he fabricated a 64 mph speed and pulled me over.
    Most all radar guns have a little indicator on the display which shows that
    the "reading" came from the CAL function.  When I pointed this indicator out
    to the cop, he got real hostile real fast … but he let me go, hi.  This
    defense is very effective but must be approached with caution.  You do not
    want to piss the cop-sympathetic judge off by calling the cop an out-and-out
    liar.  you want to kinda skirt the issue and imply the course of action.

    The above should give you a good selection of options.  the key here is
    wear the bastards down and create a reasonable level of doubt in the
    judge’s mind

    read more »

  3. admin says:

    In article <880928.0208.11…@ontmoh.UUCP> pe…@ontmoh.UUCP (Peter Renzland) writes:

    >While driving an 11 year old Mazda GLC filled with 31 balloons and a
    >passenger, I was stopped for speeding — 88 km/h in a 60 km/h zone.

    Er, … How fast *were* you going? ;-)


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  4. admin says:

    In article <1…@cbnews.ATT.COM> w…@cbnews.ATT.COM (William B. Thacker) writes:

    >>While driving an 11 year old Mazda GLC filled with 31 balloons and a
    >>passenger, I was stopped for speeding — 88 km/h in a 60 km/h zone.
    >>The 31 balloons were filled with helium and had "metallic" colours.

    >I believe such balloons are made of aluminized mylar. I’d guess
    >that they could, indeed, reflect police radar. However, they’d probably
    >make a much smaller target than your Mazda, being of much "stealthier"
    >design (no sharp edges, etc) and generally less area. I wouldn’t think
    >they caused the high reading; more likely, the radar was at fault.

    That many balloons in that car would be bunched together – you’d have your
    "sharp" edges there. The balloons would not likely make up the 28km/h
    difference by their linear motion, but I have no idea about vibration (I’d
    think it unlikely, though). I would suspect the radar.


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  5. admin says:

    In article <880928.0208.11…@ontmoh.UUCP> pe…@ontmoh.UUCP (Peter Renzland) writes:

    >While driving an 11 year old Mazda GLC filled with 31 balloons and a
    >passenger, I was stopped for speeding — 88 km/h in a 60 km/h zone.

    >I had just turned onto the road from a side street, and had only gone
    >a few hundred metres before being stopped.

    >   \/( )\/"\/\  /\/    Peter Renzland, Ontario Ministry of Health

       Don’t overlook the obvious:  If you can prove that

    (1)  You indeed turned on to the road a distance, x, before the
         reading was taken, and

    (2)  That your 11 year old Mazda couldn’t possibly achieve a speed
         over 60 km/h in the distance x,

    then you should have no trouble contesting the ticket!  You should
    measure the distance carefully and conduct an accelaration test
    with your car (in a legal manner), both with witnesses.

       With respect to other people’s replies, let me remind you that
    radar guns are by no means infallable, and also that the laws in
    Ontario differ drastically from those in many states.  In
    particular:  radar detectors are illegal.  I don’t know what
    calibration procedure, etc. is mandatory in Ontario.  Does anyone
    know how to find out?  Highway-Traffic Act?

                                            Michael.

    ====================< kmh…@watvlsi.waterloo.edu >=====================

  6. admin says:

    In article <880928.0208.11…@ontmoh.UUCP> pe…@ontmoh.UUCP (Peter Renzland) writes:

    >While driving an 11 year old Mazda GLC filled with 31 balloons and a
    >passenger, I was stopped for speeding — 88 km/h in a 60 km/h zone.

    >I had just turned onto the road from a side street, and had only gone
    >a few hundred metres before being stopped.

    Peter, typically the speedometer lags behind the true speed of the
    vehichle. If you had just turned the corner and finished accelerating
    and your speedo read 70, with error, it is not unreasonable to guess
    that you were really doing 88.

    28kph is starting to sound unreasonable I’ll admit but I know that
    when I accelerate *hard* to "80" kph (where I safely cruise in 60 zones)
    my engine speed drops off almost 20%.  Therefore, I was actually doing
    closer to 100 kph when I eased off the throttle. ( I often do this
    to give myself lots of room when I leave an intersection.)

    Also, I never go below 20kph over the speed limit unless traffic
    prohibits. I have gone through numerous speed traps and never
    been pulled over. This is on a flashy looking sport bike (BMW K75s)
    that typically is not going to be forgiven easily.

    One final comment, if your 11 year old Mazda is at all noisy when
    it is accelerating, this is likely to attract attention. This is
    not to say that the cop is right/fair/justified to pull you over,
    it is just a statement of my experience watching.

    Fight it though, and make sure you read Matthew Lee Stier’s article
    first.

    Good luck,
    Keith

  7. admin says:

    In article <1…@leibniz.UUCP>, kei…@leibniz.UUCP (Keith Hanlan) writes:
    > Peter, typically the speedometer lags behind the true speed of the
    > vehichle. If you had just turned the corner and finished accelerating
    > and your speedo read 70, with error, it is not unreasonable to guess
    > that you were really doing 88.

    I don’t agree.

    Typically the manufacturers set the speedometers
    to read HIGHER than what you are actually going.
    So if you think you’re going 70, you’re really going 67mph or so.
    They probably do this for safety concerns.

    I have calibrated (used LOTS of sample points) my ’86 RX7 with the mile
    markers on the highway and have found my speedo to read 2-3% higher
    than actual.

    My friends’ results are also the same, so I have a two sample points
    to back my observations.

    Other viewpoints?


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  8. admin says:

    In article <3…@mtuxo.att.com>, g…@mtuxo.att.com (52341-G.VALENTINI) writes:

    > Typically the manufacturers set the speedometers
    > to read HIGHER than what you are actually going.
    > So if you think you’re going 70, you’re really going 67mph or so.
    > They probably do this for safety concerns.

    I don’t drive a car (unless I make arrangements with my wife, since
    it’s her car…), so this may not apply, but it is illegal in CA to
    sell a motorcycle whose speedometer reads less than the actual speed
    being ridden.  Manufacturers therefore set the meters to read up to
    10% high, just to be safe.  (What you do in the way of adjusting them
    after sale is not their concern.)  I assume that this is also the case
    with cars.

  9. admin says:

    In article <3…@mtuxo.att.com> g…@mtuxo.att.com (52341-G.VALENTINI) writes:
    >In article <1…@leibniz.UUCP>, kei…@leibniz.UUCP (Keith Hanlan) writes:
    >> Peter, typically the speedometer lags behind the true speed of the
    >> vehicle. If you had just turned the corner and finished accelerating
    >> and your speedo read 70, with error, it is not unreasonable to guess
    >> that you were really doing 88.

    >I don’t agree.

    >Typically the manufacturers set the speedometers
    >to read HIGHER than what you are actually going.
    >…
    >                                      George Valentini

    Sorry, I guess I didn’t make myself clear. By "lag behind", I meant
    the speedometer’s reading, *UNDER ACCELERATION*, is inaccurate. Once
    the car’s speed stabalizes (0 delta-v), the speedometer "catches up"
    and becomes accurate. Note that "catches up" and "becomes" are not
    instantanious. Thus for "finished accelerating" read "*just*
    stopped accelerating".

    I hope that this clarifies the issue.

    On the subject of speedmeter inaccuracies, I agree that most read
    high (most notoriously Ferraris). My posting did not mean to imply
    anything on this topic. Both my car’s and my bike’s speedometers have
    been calibrated dead-on though so I wouldn’t get in the habit of
    correcting your speedometer as you drive. ("But officer, I assumed that
    my speedo was 5% fast and that you wouldn’t mind +15% so I tried to keep
    it at 120 in the 100 zone…")

    Keith

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